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women to sikh Police officer:
"Sardar ji ik saal ho gaya mera banda karon aalu lan niklaya si te wapis nai aya...?
Sardar:" Te tussi koi hor handi paka lo |
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5 sardars ne mil kar 1 taxi li,
15 din hogaye lekin koi savari nahi mili,
Q?
Q k 3 sardar peche
aur
2 sardar aage beth k savari dhund rahay thay. |
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Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A:- They think their picture is being taken. |
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Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k
sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.
Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.
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Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega.. |
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Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
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Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth.. |
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Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
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Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated.
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Please mujhe samajhne ki
Koshish Karo
Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chordo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,
Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha,
Soonay do mujhko mat aao yahan
EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki |
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